I went to the gym early this am. Good for working out stress (aside from wanking). Sorta worked out the mom thing in my mind too. I think. But I did have some distractions.
The men at the gym looked cute this morning. One guy was stretching on his back, lifting his nice big furry legs in the air and trying to touch the floor behind him with his toes. Well the view of his butt from my bench..... dirty thoughts were sparked. Stop it! Concentrate on your routines! Then another guy, biceps and all, doing the bench press, tight Under Armour shirt, nice bi's, pecs, nips... Then there is this bear ..... Stop it! Concentrate on your stuff!
So every time I see a hottie, I say "Woof" under my breath. If someone were an inch from me they could probably hear me. I have been doing this a lot lately. I need to stop doing this.... I may get in trouble. I've been in a strange mood lately :) Maybe I need to get laid. It's been awhile.
