2008-07-15

cellboy: (Computer problems)
2008-07-15 08:38 am
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Installing Husband 1.0

Ganked from [livejournal.com profile] kc_risenphoenix

INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support , Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as: - Romance 9.5 and - Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as : - NBA 5.0, - NFL 3.0 and -Golf Clubs 4.1 . Also Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashes the system. - Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed, Desperate.

DEAR DESPERATE , First, keep in mind, - Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while - Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. - If that application works as designed , Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5 , Happy Hour7.0 or Beer 6.1 .

Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 -program These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 . In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend - Cooking 3.0 and - Hot Lingerie 7.7. Good Luck!
cellboy: (Audrey)
2008-07-15 01:55 pm

Ze pits

I think I will go back to not wearing deodorant. It ruins my shirts. Plus there still is a small hint of odor anyway.
And at the gym? Never wear any. Nothing worse than smelling someone bathed in deodorant/cologne while working out. So un-manly. Such a turn off :)
cellboy: (Warning!)
2008-07-15 10:27 pm

Can it, or will it be that bad?

I just finished watching Glenn Beck on Headline News. Is our economy that bad? Is the US is turning into a bad credit risk in the world's eyes? Are we really headed or possibly headed to an almost 1929 slump? His guests from both sides of the political spectrum are pretty much in agreement, that it is going to get worse before it gets better. I am a bit concerned. Well more than just concerned. I'm very worried.
cellboy: (Warning!)
2008-07-15 11:07 pm

Old Computer Parts Playing "Funkytown"

The instruments:
Commodore 64 - Guitar and Bass
Intel 14.4 Modem - 1st half of Lead
TI-99/4A - 2bd half of Lead
TI-99/4A - Speech Synthesizer
Avaya Dot Matrix Printer - Drums
Maxtor Hard Drive - Vocal Speakers