Installing Husband 1.0
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kc_risenphoenix
INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support , Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as: - Romance 9.5 and - Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as : - NBA 5.0, - NFL 3.0 and -Golf Clubs 4.1 . Also Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashes the system. - Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
Signed, Desperate.
DEAR DESPERATE , First, keep in mind, - Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while - Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. - If that application works as designed , Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5 , Happy Hour7.0 or Beer 6.1 .
Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 -program These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 . In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend - Cooking 3.0 and - Hot Lingerie 7.7. Good Luck!
kc_risenphoenixINSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support , Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as: - Romance 9.5 and - Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as : - NBA 5.0, - NFL 3.0 and -Golf Clubs 4.1 . Also Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashes the system. - Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
Signed, Desperate.
DEAR DESPERATE , First, keep in mind, - Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while - Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. - If that application works as designed , Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5 , Happy Hour7.0 or Beer 6.1 .
Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 -program These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 . In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend - Cooking 3.0 and - Hot Lingerie 7.7. Good Luck!
