cellboy: (Snowball)
cellboy ([personal profile] cellboy) wrote2008-12-21 05:12 pm

ho Ho HO

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In July I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In May [livejournal.com profile] loves_gay_sex and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In November [livejournal.com profile] shirtlifterbear and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last week I pulled [livejournal.com profile] djhirokun's hair (-5 points). Last Monday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, [livejournal.com profile] theoctothorpe (-5000 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5016 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
cellboy

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