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FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK
NUMBER 5: They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.
NUMBER 4: This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the
time-management course you sent me to.
NUMBER 3: Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-out. You probably got
here just in time!
NUMBER 2: Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when
you put your ear down real close?
Number 1: Best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:
(Raising your head slowly) '...
In Jesus' name, Amen
NUMBER 4: This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the
time-management course you sent me to.
NUMBER 3: Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-out. You probably got
here just in time!
NUMBER 2: Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when
you put your ear down real close?
Number 1: Best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:
(Raising your head slowly) '...
In Jesus' name, Amen