Bad joke

There were two elderly ladies sitting in church.
One says to the other, "These pews are so hard, my butt went to sleep."
The other replies, "Yeah, I know. I heard it snoring a few times."

Back from Sac

1. Went to Gold's Gym in Granite Bay/Roseville this am. Man what a nice gym. All new equipment. And the men!!! Straight. But woof!!!!
2. Drove mom's car home (well to the Eagle first). Now do I keep the big car or get rid of it? What about insurance costs. The big car is so smooth. My mom's car is pretty zippy, but sounds like a bumble bee. Plus easier to park in SF.
3. Eagle packed! And new faces too!
4. I must be getting old. Or tired of the whole bar thing. I met and flirted, (I take after my dad), and felt, a cute furry cub or two at the Eagle. Love it when they are shy and red faced embarrassed. But Moi? Did I go further? No :(. It is a bad week at work next week. So. No nookie tonight. I even skipped the Bare Chest Calender Contest. I must be ill!
5. So now I'm home. Wonder what's on TV?
6. Off to channel surf