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Monday Smiles

Make Me Feel Like a Woman
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The
turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is
struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.
Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. 'I'm too young to
die,'she wails.
Then she yells, 'Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on
earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel Like a
WOMAN?'

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own
peril. They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the
plane.
Then a cowboy from Oklahoma stands up in the rear of the plane. He is
handsome: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. Big belt
buckle, cowboy hat and boots. He
starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt. One button at a
time........

No one moves..................
He removes his shirt................
Muscles ripple across his chest..........
She gasps...................................
He whispers.....................................

'Iron this...then get me a beer.'

Fall Foliage

For you lucky ones out there on the East Coast that have the opportunity to see some spectacular fall colors, here is the map. However there are some areas of CA that have beautiful fall foliage as well. Especially along the Sierra Ridge, behind Yosemite, along Hwy 395, and in the valleys north and south along Hwy 101.
Fall Foliage Map