:)

Santa

( knows about you )

Will Anderson Cooper call in sick tomorrow?

Probably not. I wouldn't either

http://www.dickipedia.org/dick.php?title=Anderson_Cooper
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anderson_Cooper

Priest Joke

A Priest checks into a hotel and says to the hotel clerk "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled". She says "No sir, it's just regular porn. You sick bastard!"