HB

to a very sweet, cute, and giving man, Ben, kc_risenphoenix. And may you continue to celebrate in fun the whole week!!

"The real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind." - Mae West

"My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already." - Milton Berle

"At my age flowers scare me." - George Burns

"So people think I'm lying about my age all the time? It's the records that are wrong. I've never told anyone how old I am. The minute they ask me, I say 'That's none of your business.' So that means I've never once lied about my age. Now that's true!"
- Calista Flockhart

"The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it." - Anne Bancroft

"You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M. D. after them." - Harrison Ford

"When you become senile, you won't know it." - Bill Cosby

In MEMORIAM

My friends email me the stupidest things :)

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A bag of Weed

Ganked from niebuck, this is too funny and good!