Chinese Sick Leave

CHINESE SICK LEAVE :
I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!

Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick .. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."

The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what You say and I feel great. I be at work soon....."

"You got nice house"

Renegades Toy Drive

(I don't know who most of these people are :P

Diamond Jim and Athena



Jessica and Luis (owner)


Mark Paladini

jasontheleo(background, center)

Michael Brandon as Santa



Me, Jay, and Michael