Chinese Sick Leave

[cellboy]

CHINESE SICK LEAVE :
I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!

Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick .. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."

The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what You say and I feel great. I be at work soon....."

"You got nice house"

Comments

[kc-risenphoenix.livejournal.com]

*SCREAMS with laughter*

Thanks!

[allanh.livejournal.com]

You might want to delete those blank lines in the middle of the punch line, and toss a set of quotation marks onto the end there.

I seriously couldn't figure out the joke at first the way it was formatted.

I'm very serious about my humor, you know.

[cellboy.livejournal.com]

LOL. Done :)