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Chinese Sick Leave
Nov. 10th, 2009 10:26 amCHINESE SICK LEAVE :
I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick .. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what You say and I feel great. I be at work soon....."
"You got nice house"
I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick .. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what You say and I feel great. I be at work soon....."
"You got nice house"
