Bandage me up

0. Last Friday night, while tying to get a small mouse out of someones stove hood, I gashed my head on the cabinet door overhead. Blood, scab. Thank God for concealer makeup :)
1. On Tuesday I hit my shin on the second metal step of the pull up machine. Blood, bandage/then scab
2. On Wednesday while showing the property, I scrape the top of my middle finger on a sharp edge of the door handle. Blood, bandage/ then scab
3. On Thursday while getting up out of the office chair, I scrape/gash the top of my leg on the keypad drawer metal frame that sticks out a bit and seem to be missing the protective top, almost ripping my dress pants. Blood, large bandage.
4. On Thursday,while helping maintenance filing down a metal door,I get a small paper-like cut on the lower bottom of my inner thumb
5. What's next? LOL
6. I look like I just played Rugby!
7. The paper cut is the most annoying.
8. Humm. Do I have any dates this weekend?

Chuckle of the Day

The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on a stage in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leans towards her and says "Do you know that with one wave of my
hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy?
This joy will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this
day and rejoice!"

Pelosi replied "...I seriously doubt that. With one wave of your hand? Show
me."

So the Pope slapped her.