Your life ain't that bad

If you think Life is bad... How would you like to be an Egg? You only get laid once. You only get eaten once. It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys. When you get hot and hard, some Idiot comes along and hits you in the head with a cold spoon! So cheer up...Your life ain't that bad.