bad and dirty jokes
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cellboyq.) what do you get when you cross raggedy ann and the pillsbury dough boy?
a.) a red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
q.) why does a penis have a hole in the end?
a.) so men can be open minded.
q.) what's the speed limit of sex?
a.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
q.) three words to ruin a man's ego...
a.) "is it in?"
( q.) what does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
( a.) they both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.
gay hot tub
hot tub full of gay guys.
condom floats to the top.
1 guy goes, "who farted?"
a gay lunch
two gay men live in a house. one is upstairs, getting ready for work. he goes down stairs and finds the other one, jerking off in a condom. so the one goes, "what the fuck are you doing?!?" the other one replies, "I'm packing your lunch"
a black man and hispanic are in a car together, who is driving?..............................................a cop.
Work it out
You like fuck dumb a is who person retarded another to it send now, this reading time ass sweet your took you... (read it backwards)
the penis poem
my nookie days are over, my pilot light is out. what used to be my sex appeal is now my water spout. time was when, on it's own accord, from my trousers it would spring. but now i've got a full time job to find the fucking thing... it used to be embarrassing the way it would behave. for every single morning it would stand and watch me shave. now as old age approaches it sure gives me the blues, to see it hang it's head and watch me tie my shoes...
Not a joke, but check it out
while sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.
your foot will change direction and there's nothing you can do about it.
a.) a red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
q.) why does a penis have a hole in the end?
a.) so men can be open minded.
q.) what's the speed limit of sex?
a.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
q.) three words to ruin a man's ego...
a.) "is it in?"
( q.) what does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
( a.) they both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.
gay hot tub
hot tub full of gay guys.
condom floats to the top.
1 guy goes, "who farted?"
a gay lunch
two gay men live in a house. one is upstairs, getting ready for work. he goes down stairs and finds the other one, jerking off in a condom. so the one goes, "what the fuck are you doing?!?" the other one replies, "I'm packing your lunch"
a black man and hispanic are in a car together, who is driving?..............................................a cop.
Work it out
You like fuck dumb a is who person retarded another to it send now, this reading time ass sweet your took you... (read it backwards)
the penis poem
my nookie days are over, my pilot light is out. what used to be my sex appeal is now my water spout. time was when, on it's own accord, from my trousers it would spring. but now i've got a full time job to find the fucking thing... it used to be embarrassing the way it would behave. for every single morning it would stand and watch me shave. now as old age approaches it sure gives me the blues, to see it hang it's head and watch me tie my shoes...
Not a joke, but check it out
while sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.
your foot will change direction and there's nothing you can do about it.
