[identity profile] grizzlyzone.livejournal.com 2008-10-28 12:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, okay. Mebbe, just mebbe, I'd believe the "ex-wizard", "ex-prisoner" line. (If, I could figure out exactly what an "ex-wizard" was.)

And, the "married with a woman who had no uterus and with two children" isn't all that impossible.

But, how do you get to be an ex-transsexual, ex-HIV Positive?