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[cellboy]

You are on the bus when you suddenly realize
you need to fart.

The music is really loud,
so you time your farts with the beat.

After
a couple of songs,
you start to feel better as you approach your stop.

As you are leaving the bus,
people are really staring you down,
and
that's when you remember:

you've been listening to your ipod.