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[cellboy]

You are on the bus when you suddenly realize
you need to fart.

The music is really loud,
so you time your farts with the beat.

After
a couple of songs,
you start to feel better as you approach your stop.

As you are leaving the bus,
people are really staring you down,
and
that's when you remember:

you've been listening to your ipod.

Comments

[the-hyde-inside.livejournal.com]

LOL!

[grizzlyzone.livejournal.com]

Take Beano now and there will be no gas.

better than "we'll be landing on the Moon @nite...

[rjreid06.livejournal.com]

if we are the first 'blondes'/w/a Mission...we are not dumb, afterAll...!~~