cellboy

JUST IN CASE YOU WEREN'T FEELING TOO OLD TODAY:

THE PEOPLE WHO ARE STARTING COLLEGE THIS FALL ACROSS THE NATION WERE BORN IN 1990.

THEY ARE TOO YOUNG TO REMEMBER:

THE 'CHALLENGER' BLOWING UP.

THEIR LIFETIME HAS ALWAYS INCLUDED AIDS.

THE CD WAS INTRODUCED 5 YEARS BEFORE THEY WERE BORN.

THEY HAVE ALWAYS HAD AN ANSWERING MACHINE.

THEY HAVE ALWAYS HAD CABLE.

POPCORN HAS ALWAYS BEEN COOKED IN THE MICROWAVE.

THEY NEVER TOOK A SWIM AND THOUGHT ABOUT JAWS!

THEY DON'T KNOW WHO MORK WAS OR WHERE HE WAS FROM.

THEY NEVER HEARD: 'WHERE'S THE BEEF?', 'I'D WALK A MILE FOR A CAMEL', OR 'DE PLANE BOSS, DE PLANE'.

MCDONALD'S NEVER CAME IN STYROFOAM CONTAINERS.

THEY DON'T HAVE A CLUE HOW TO USE A TYPEWRITER OR A TELEX MACHINE.

DO YOU FEEL OLD YET? (SORRY) PASS THIS ON TO THE OTHER OLD FOGIES ON YOUR LIST....

NOTICE THE LARGER TYPE. THAT'S FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE TROUBLE READING