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Gay Cremations
Three gay men died and were going to be cremated. Their
lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same
time and were discussing what they planned to do with
the ashes.
The first man said, "My Benny loved to fly so I'm going
up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky."
The second man said, "My Carl was a good fisherman so
I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake."
The third man said, "My Jimmy was such a good lover,
I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili
so he can tear my ASS up just one more time!"
lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same
time and were discussing what they planned to do with
the ashes.
The first man said, "My Benny loved to fly so I'm going
up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky."
The second man said, "My Carl was a good fisherman so
I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake."
The third man said, "My Jimmy was such a good lover,
I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili
so he can tear my ASS up just one more time!"
My favorite Joke.
The uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one.
ok...
(Anonymous) 2007-10-13 10:33 am (UTC)(link)Thanks for the laugh,
Zack
http://frenemiesandwordvomit.blogspot.com