What to do on a plane if the passenger next to you is irritating

[cellboy]

What to do on a plane if the passenger next to you is irritating:
1.Remove your lap top from its bag
2.Open the laptop slowly and carefully
3.Turn on
4.Ensure the passenger next to you is watching
5. Turn on the Internet ( I know that it is not according to airline rules but do it anyway)
6. Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn your gaze upward to the skies as if in prayer

Take a deep breath and open this site (press on the link)
http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

Observe the facial expression of your neighboring passenger