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This was passed on by a friend. Too funny. Is he suggesting?? Bitch! LOL!

Apparently, anal bleaching is the new Brazilian waxing. For years,
rumors persisted that stars were bleaching their back door to look
younger....everywhere. Most people, including us, figured it was an
urban myth. Then an episode of Doctor 90210 aired where an adult movie
starlet came to the doctor's office and exclaimed "I'm here for the
anal bleaching." This touched off a search on our part.
We looked high and low to find the right product to use to bleach the
skin around your anus. I know this sounds completely outrageous and
even perverted, but it is our job. After all, the purpose of
ShopinPrivate.com is to prevent you from having to ask your pharmacist
an embarrassing question.
Anyway, here is the product that you should try if you want to keep
your bum-hole looking younger. It is a 2% hydroquinone formula that is
gentle enough for most people to use in sensitive areas.

Note: If you are irritated by this product discontinue use
immediately. Also, do not use this skin lightening product on broken
or irritated skin.
Here is why the product photo is pixelated: First, we don't think the
manufacturer of this item would like us telling everyone that it is
great for bleaching your butt. Second, the product suggests that it
can be used on your "full face, neck, chest, arms, hands, shoulders,
legs, body, and feet." It does not specifically say "anus".

Thanks for visiting and for looking around.

The team here at http://www.ShopInPrivate.com hopes we answered one of your most embarrassing
questions.

This skin bleaching cream is 2.5 oz. (70 grams).

Item code: SF136-4462$9.99

Date: 2007-12-27 03:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grizzlyzone.livejournal.com
How do we put this nicely?

With some folks, it's not just the perianal that gets dark. I've seen dark patches between the thighs and so forth.

Date: 2007-12-27 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cellboy.livejournal.com
Who ever reads this will now be checking themselves in the mirror :o)

Date: 2007-12-27 04:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grizzlyzone.livejournal.com
Hell, I need a periscope just to [TMI FILTER ENGAGED]

Date: 2007-12-27 04:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cellboy.livejournal.com
Or is it a perianal scope? ;-)
Edited Date: 2007-12-27 04:12 am (UTC)

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