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Ha Ha.......Star Trek Parody - The Carol Burnette Show
Feb. 4th, 2008
NEVER CHOKE IN A RESTAURANT IN ARKANSAS
Two hillbillies walk into a Dairy Queen. While having a couple of Blizzards, they talk privately about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, eating a chicken sandwich, begins to cough. After a while, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue, eyes widen and shakes her head no. The hillbilly strolls over to the woman, lifts up the back of her
dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a long lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. She begins to breathe again. The hillbilly ambles smugly back to his table. His buddy says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seen nobody do it.
Two hillbillies walk into a Dairy Queen. While having a couple of Blizzards, they talk privately about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, eating a chicken sandwich, begins to cough. After a while, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue, eyes widen and shakes her head no. The hillbilly strolls over to the woman, lifts up the back of her
dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a long lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. She begins to breathe again. The hillbilly ambles smugly back to his table. His buddy says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seen nobody do it.
I just watched ( couch potato evening)
Feb. 4th, 2008 09:11 pmthe 1927 silent classic "Sunrise", with Janet Gaynor & George O'Brien (woof!). Produced by F. W. Murnau (Nosferatu fame) on AMC tonight.
1. About a man on the farm that is cheating on his simple wife. Cheating with a woman of the "city".
2. The City woman convinces him to drown his wife, and run off to the city with her
3. But tables turn several times, and fate plays many tricks
4. This a bit long and sappy
5. Excellent movie effects, and camera angles; very much ahead of it's time.
6. The imagery, shadowing, and lighting are also excellent. Truly a work of art.
1. About a man on the farm that is cheating on his simple wife. Cheating with a woman of the "city".
2. The City woman convinces him to drown his wife, and run off to the city with her
3. But tables turn several times, and fate plays many tricks
4. This a bit long and sappy
5. Excellent movie effects, and camera angles; very much ahead of it's time.
6. The imagery, shadowing, and lighting are also excellent. Truly a work of art.