ha! Old one

After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man, on the woman's nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?"he nervously asks. "No, silly, she replies, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend, then?" he continues. "No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear. "Is it your dad or your brother he inquires, hoping to be reassured. "No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers. "Well, who in the heck is he, then?" he demands. She whispers in his ear,

"That's me before the surgery."

"I spy"

http://www.reuters.com/article/politicsNews/idUSN1223400220080212

IBR 10 DAY WEATHER FORECAST

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I hate

personal junk emails like this. Wonder if they are really watching :(

Hi you
You have a Great photo on the Web, Id like to get to know you better
Email me at Audreytesticularasceticism@DoorwayToBusiness%2einfo
I will respond with a picture and info right away
Cant Wait to hear from you
Audrey

I have always wondered

"What happens to the money that presidential candidates don't use?"
http://askville.amazon.com/money-presidential-canditates/AnswerViewer.do?requestId=6965119