cellboy

Mar. 4th, 2008

A repressed gay blockbuster star. Don't get many of those these days, do we, Tom?

Which Famous Homosexual Are You?
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This morning, 6am, I went to the gym. Once in awhile there are some nice looking men, but this time, this one beat the list. Woof! Very very handsome, Latin, or Italian. 6"2" or more. Fur less (that's ok). Arms and delts (big munchable guns) that were perfect proportion with the right tat placement. Wearing a tank, and pecs that were just perfect. Not that roid look (although he may of used them). Legs pretty good. But needed more calf work ("prison legs"). In any case, he could be on the cover of Men's Fitness easily, without Photoshop. He was working out with a woman (client, girlfriend). I hate genetics. But I'll share his "genes" anytime ;)
Will have to watch for this one again; maybe in the locker room :)

UPDATE: My week off last week must of helped. I leg pressed 485lbs this morning. That's 70lb more than 2 weeks ago. My calfs are stronger too. And my arms are getting larger too (although still my weakest part, which need more strengthening).

Current Mood: horny

Little Jay, Peetee, Pud, Big Bud, Trout, are some of the names that my friends and bed buddies have for their penises. If you don't have one (a name that is), here's a start :)

My penis's new name is Albert Tatlock the Unzipped Lollipop.
Take Name Your Penis by badasstronaut. today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator.

Moi???
Atheism
You can laugh at the silly superstitions of the religious, safe in the knowledge that we are only dust and lies. All that will be left of you after you die is a slow decay and some fading memories in the minds of your friends. Hope you're enjoying your life at the moment- there's nothing better to come.