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Apr. 17th, 2008
Butt chafe
Apr. 17th, 2008 01:49 pmWith recent increase in gym time, physical work at work and sweating, I think this may help my chafe?
I believe Ace Hardware carries it. Wonder if the clerk will give me a funny look :)
And the cap might be fun to wear at the Eagle! (LOL)
http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/shop/catalog/index.html
I believe Ace Hardware carries it. Wonder if the clerk will give me a funny look :)
And the cap might be fun to wear at the Eagle! (LOL)
http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/shop/catalog/index.html
a brief flashback
Apr. 17th, 2008 08:21 pm
Yrs ago in prehistoric times, in my junior high school year I went to Greece and Italy for 6 weeks. A student foreign study thing; Art History, Politics, etc.. Financially it was a steal. A weekend for 4 at Disneyland today would cost more.
Anyway, at the time, I was straight, (came out 15 yrs later) or I thought I was. But why did not these statues give me any hint? Or maybe I should of listened to them and myself. From the museums of, Crete and Pompeii, to the mega structures of the Vatican, I, was admiring these wonderful, almost lifelike granite nudes with a hard on. A perpetual 6 week hard on! Damn some of those men were hunky! Radiating so much sexual tension!
I chewed mom out
Apr. 17th, 2008 09:25 pmWell here is the update
1. Original "quiet offer" on Mom's house fell through
2. Put on the market, higher than appraised value, 10k higher
3. Got an offer. Sold "as is", and only contingent in waiting for school meeting, as to if the school down the street will remain in the district (so kids can walk to school. 15 day close
4. We countered the price, but the time frame for their response passed
5. Got another offer on Monday. 30 day loan contingency.
6. We countered, but not signed as yet
7. The "school" people came back higher than our counter, and are excited.
8. Sister and Realtor went over to convelesent home to have mom sign.
9 Closes in 15 days
Mom
1. As you know she fell, 5 verterbrae fractures
2. Released from hosp, and back to same old convalescent hosp to recoup
3. Doing rehab, and doing well. Back pain subsided (with use of drugs),
4 Came down with Clostridium Difficile Colitis; common for those on lots of antibiotics. So you sluts beware!! http://www.webmd.com/digestive-disorders/tc/clostridium-difficile-colitis-overview
5. She is much better, but weaker. She is not eating like she should. And I think not drinking enough fluids.
6. She was suppose to go home next Wednesday, but the nurses say she was 4 steps forward, now she has gone 2 steps backward
7. If she does leave, she will have to go to a board and care home, we hope for awhile. Or maybe forever. OY! Or we may have a service come in and check on her at her place. Not sure what to do as yet
8. I feel bad, but I chewed her out, nicely. Telling her she really needs to eat more, drink more, to put more weight on to get out. If she gets out, and is well, as an incentive, she can come down and visit for awhile at my place.
9. Fun getting old, ain't it?
10 With work and all, I think thinking and worrying about this is also making me tired
11. I can get away for 4 days next week. Want to go to Palm Springs, but now feel that I need to wait to see what happens next week.
12. I'm getting depressed
Mom
1. Original "quiet offer" on Mom's house fell through
2. Put on the market, higher than appraised value, 10k higher
3. Got an offer. Sold "as is", and only contingent in waiting for school meeting, as to if the school down the street will remain in the district (so kids can walk to school. 15 day close
4. We countered the price, but the time frame for their response passed
5. Got another offer on Monday. 30 day loan contingency.
6. We countered, but not signed as yet
7. The "school" people came back higher than our counter, and are excited.
8. Sister and Realtor went over to convelesent home to have mom sign.
9 Closes in 15 days
Mom
1. As you know she fell, 5 verterbrae fractures
2. Released from hosp, and back to same old convalescent hosp to recoup
3. Doing rehab, and doing well. Back pain subsided (with use of drugs),
4 Came down with Clostridium Difficile Colitis; common for those on lots of antibiotics. So you sluts beware!! http://www.webmd.com/digestive-disorders/tc/clostridium-difficile-colitis-overview
5. She is much better, but weaker. She is not eating like she should. And I think not drinking enough fluids.
6. She was suppose to go home next Wednesday, but the nurses say she was 4 steps forward, now she has gone 2 steps backward
7. If she does leave, she will have to go to a board and care home, we hope for awhile. Or maybe forever. OY! Or we may have a service come in and check on her at her place. Not sure what to do as yet
8. I feel bad, but I chewed her out, nicely. Telling her she really needs to eat more, drink more, to put more weight on to get out. If she gets out, and is well, as an incentive, she can come down and visit for awhile at my place.
9. Fun getting old, ain't it?
10 With work and all, I think thinking and worrying about this is also making me tired
11. I can get away for 4 days next week. Want to go to Palm Springs, but now feel that I need to wait to see what happens next week.
12. I'm getting depressed
Mom
Pharmacology (ha ha joke)
Apr. 17th, 2008 09:57 pmIn Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them