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I wonder if the Wal-mart Canada Ad man lost his job?

http://walmart.ca/wps-portal/storelocator/Canada-HealthAndBeauty.jsp?selection=listingDetails&page=hb&lang=null&assetId=11726&imageId=39726&suggestedItem=&priceType=1&page=null&departmentId=14&categoryId=193#

http://walmart.ca/wps-portal/storelocator/Canada-Forthehome.jsp?category=listingDetails&page=fth&lang=null&assetId=31120&imageId=44242&suggestedItem=&priceType=1&page=null&departmentId=16&categoryId=16

2008 Investment Tips

Investment tips for 2008
With all the turmoil in the market today and the collapse of Lehman Bros and Acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America this might be some good advice. For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.
Watch for these consolidations in later this year:

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace Co. Will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2.) Polygram Records,! Warn er Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.
3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood.
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa .
5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
PouponPants.
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!
And finally...

9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
TittyTittyBangBang

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You're a rosy-cheeked ray of f'ing sunshine 24/7. I bet you smile a lot and little things don't get you down. Must be nice. Fuchsia's definitely your color.

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"So, seriously now. When(why) did you choose to become straight?" (a line I must remember(or not forget) to use when discussing the gay *choice* thing with straights)

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