Everyone is broke. Earn extra money, tasting vodka, wearing bluejeans

One can earn extra bucks by product testing
When I lived in Redwood City a friend turned me on Tragon. Although located in RC, they do product testing everywhere. They would call you a few days ahead, and have you come in to product test (a blind test) various products. So far I have done
1. Vodka testing (left buzzed)
2. Wine testing
3. Tried on Bluejeans
4. Tasted Potato Chips
5. Orange Juice
6. Evaluate stereo head sets
7. Pasta testing
8. Evaluate cemetery design, and monuments

Testing was done, in San Jose, Redwood City, Embarcadero Center, San Mateo, all over the state. Weeknights and weekends.
If it is an evening thing, or more than 4 hrs, they usually serve food.
Pay $40 for short tests, up to $200 for longer sessions.

Also as posted previously:
Plastered on all the news stations is the recent increase of women donating their eggs for extra money. Some make as much as $10,000!

So what about us? Yep. We can donate our sperm (plasma, hair, many things for that matter) for extra $$$$. I had friends in college do just that.

http://www.mndaily.com/2007/04/18/students-donate-sperm-earn-extra-income
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/28040824/

Why Men Pee Standing Up

ganked from jackiesjunkie
God was just about done creating humans but he had two parts left over.

He couldn't decide how to split them between Adam and Eve so he thought he might just as well ask them.

He told them one of the things he had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up.

"It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was wondering if either one of you had a preference for it."

Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged, "Oh, please give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems like just the sort of thing a man should have. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me!" On and on he went like an excited little boy.

Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he could have it. So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee standing up.

Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over the place - first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away - laughing with delight all the while.

God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve, "Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the last thing I have left."

"What's it called?" asked Eve.

"Brains," said God.

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Not a Top Chef

Remember the

skid marks on our office toilet seat saga? I need this! "WE ARE WATCHING! KEEP THE SEAT CLEAN!"