Jan. 22nd, 2009

cellboy: (So heavy)
1. Every time I plan to go to the gym after work, my cough and phlegm and gunk comes back (around 1 pm). I feel great in the am, but then it starts. I haven't had this annoying thing happen in over 20 yrs.
2. Finished my antibiotics last Saturday.
3. So back to tons of Meucinex I guess
4. So decided to just lay off gym crap till weekend with trainer. Start slowly
5. That way I won't hopefully get sicker
6. Nurse Billy of Palm Springs told be this virus is going around. Took him a month to shake it
7. Of course, when 4-5, I almost died of Pneumonia (thanks to my being ill when adopted (thank you nuns of adoption home)so my lungs are the weakest. But mommy nursed be back to health). And had been the picture of health since. So guess patience is prudent this time.
8. I suppose the muscle hunks at the gym get sick too, and have not problem getting back on track, and catching up.
8. I feel guilty, like I am slacking off. After all the intensive work I have done, I feel I have gone 2 steps back.
8. Once I get back to the routine, I am going to work my ass off (wish I had enough guts to take steroids. My trainer says NO!!!!)
cellboy: (Beef)
Sunday Furry Sunday continues in the new year as Castrobear Presents has renewed it's agreement with 440 CASTRO for another year of fun, fur and frolic in the Castro the last Sunday of each month! Still only $1 to get in and everybody receives a complementary raffle ticket for some awesome prizes!
Looking forward to seeing the family at at 440 this weekend!

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cellboy: (Kick in the pants)
My friend just told be that her husband has been given notice. His last work day is March 31st. He has been with Siemens/Roche as a software engineer for over 26 yrs. He is still too young for retirement. Home, kid..... The 2nd foot is still dropping :(
cellboy: (Mr Peabody and Sherman)
The Heaviest Element Known to Science

Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.

The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second can take 4 days to 4 years to complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

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