Happy 50th!

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to urbear

"Turning 50 gives me more yesterdays than tomorrows." -William Jefferson Clinton

"The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life". -Muhammad Ali

"You take all of the experience and judgment of men over 50 out of the world and there wouldn't be enough left to run it."
- Henry Ford

"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." - Mark Twain

The Eve of Justice - March 4, 2009

http://www.eveofjustice.com/

This woman missed her flight.

Please don't react like this if this happens to you :)

I have the annoying itches

No it's not crabs,
Since I manscaped my chest on Sunday; which I probably should of not done, now I have the itches like crazy. I forgot about that happening. I'm scratching like crazy, to create a rash.

The Color Test

These are the things we're supposed to do to remove the cholesterol around our brain & try to slow up Alzheimer. I think it took me 2 times before I could finally tell this brain of mine to concentrate on the color & not what it said. A great test, do it until you get 100%!

It takes an average of 5 tries to get to 100%. Follow the directions!
It's harder than it seems, as it should be!
A brain waker-upper for today!
http://www.humorsphere.com/fun/8787/colortest.swf

Writer's Block: Daily Grind

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1. Clock radio, wakes me,
2. Stretch, get up, make my bed
3, Turn on TV
4. Go to kitchen, fill kettle with fresh water, turn on
5. Brew some fresh coffee
6. Go poo. Every am, like clock work. And every am only (mostly) :)
7. Boot up Apple. Check messages, check dating sites, check LJ
8. Turn kettle off, make my oatmeal.
9. Eat at computer or in front of TV news
10. Make toast, eggs or whatever
11. Clean up dishes...
12. Shave
13. Shower
14. Dress
15. Check my computer for messages one more time. Put in sleep mode or shut off
16. Off to work
17. Boring. Ain't it?

NOTE: If I had a BF living here, # 2 would be stretch, cuddle, stretch cuddle, some nookie? (maybe)
Then #16. I am late for work.... every day :)
Then #17. Not boring, at least most of the time.