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"I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you."- Andy Rooney
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying." Woody Allen
" First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly." - Branch Rickey
"Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair." - Anonymous
" Age is a number and mine is unlisted."- Anonymous
"” I have been 25 since I was 25″"- Anonymous
"As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two."
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"I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you."- Andy Rooney
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying." Woody Allen
" First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly." - Branch Rickey
"Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair." - Anonymous
" Age is a number and mine is unlisted."- Anonymous
"” I have been 25 since I was 25″"- Anonymous
"As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two."