FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK

NUMBER 5: They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.

NUMBER 4: This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the
time-management course you sent me to.

NUMBER 3: Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-out. You probably got
here just in time!

NUMBER 2: Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when
you put your ear down real close?

Number 1: Best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:
(Raising your head slowly) '...
In Jesus' name, Amen

The Moral of this story

DO NOT play w/ yourself :)

OR ALONE for that matter :(

Sad day
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Help Save HIV/AIDS Health Care

Help Save
HIV/AIDS Health care

HIV and AIDS health care in California is about to be decimated. Unless you do something about it.

The health of 150,000 low-income Californians living with HIV as well as the lives of those at risk of infection are in grave danger.

Governor Schwarzenegger is recommending, and the legislature is considering, deep cuts to the AIDS Drug Assistance Program (ADAP) as well as reducing or eliminating essential HIV counseling, testing, education and monitoring programs.

These proposals are inhumane, shortsighted, and threaten individual and public health.

You can help save HIV/AIDS health care in California. Write the Budget Conference Committee Members.

Take action right now by following the link at the end of this message.

California is in an unparalleled fiscal crisis – but cutting these essential programs and threatening real people’s lives is not how we should close the deficit.

Please, take action now to help save funding for HIV/AIDS healthcare and programs. And urge everyone you know to write the Senate and Assembly Budget Conference Committee as well.
Click here to take action

With hope,
Alice Kessler
Government Affairs Director
Equality California
www.EQCA.org/ActionCenter