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"Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart." - Caryn Leschen
"Middle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you." - Bennett Cerf
"You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime." - John P. Grier
"Youth is the best time to be rich, and the best time to be poor."
ON TURNING 80
"That's the time of your life when even your birthday suit needs pressing." - Bob Hope
ON TURNING 100
"I don't feel old. In fact. I don't feel anything until noon. Then, it's time for my nap."- Bob Hope
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"Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart." - Caryn Leschen
"Middle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you." - Bennett Cerf
"You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime." - John P. Grier
"Youth is the best time to be rich, and the best time to be poor."
ON TURNING 80
"That's the time of your life when even your birthday suit needs pressing." - Bob Hope
ON TURNING 100
"I don't feel old. In fact. I don't feel anything until noon. Then, it's time for my nap."- Bob Hope