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[cellboy]

1. Our big bear 300 lb maintenance man walks in my office and says there is a huge throw-up in the garage. And it stinks.
2. He is not cleaning it. He may throw up doing so. So I am to get a hose and clean it
3. Hummm. Who's the boss?
4. I checked it out. Two very small areas smaller than an 8.5 x 11 sheet. Maybe a cat did it. And not very condensed. And it does not stink. It actually could of been left alone.
5. I got a bucket of water, broom, Lysol and cleaned it up in less than 5 minutes
6. As for my big bear maintenance man? Big baby. Woose. And DRAMA QUEEN (straight drama queen)**.
7. That's why I take most things he says lightly.
8. Back to paper processing
9 Have a nice day :)

**Note: That proves again, just because they look big and strong, does not mean they are mentally big and strong. That I know, when in ancient times I was in college fraternity and participated as a pledge of HELL WEEK (and later on as one of members. Unfortunately with very little sleep, lots of darkness, it is easy to brain wash... and break one down, no matter what size the man. Many times it's the little sized men, that are the strongest)

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[grizzlyzone.livejournal.com]

Once upon a time, I used to work in a phonograph factory. A new recruit worked a few days, then quit, leaving behind a half-glass of "Coke".

It wasn't Coke. He... um... "chewed tobacco".

And, the thought of it makes me wanna hurl. Every single time. It isn't the smell. It isn't the amount. It's the mere fact it exists.