WHY IT'S DIFFICULT TO SHOP IN FOREIGN COUNTRIES:

[cellboy]

1. Would you want to go here?


2. Sounds yummy, eh? "Traditional" it says!


3. This must be baby food.


4. (No comment.)


5. For when size (in everything) is important!


6. No one asked how they age this beer. Don't try to guess.


7. Jawohl!


8. THIS NEXT ONE SHOWS THE STRANGEST PICTURE ON THE CAN . IT LOOKS LIKE AN ALIEN HERMAPHRODITE. (Note name)


9. FOR WHEN SIZE IS IMPORTANT. (Cute little guys, eh?)


10. THERE'S ALWAYS A FEW OF THESE AROUND.


11. TO HAVE ON HAND...IN CASE YOU RUN OUT...?


12. AND FINALLY: WE PREFER GOOD OLD-FASHIONED "CHICKEN" SOUP THAT IS USUALLY MADE FROM HENS...WE HOPE!

Comments

[the-hyde-inside.livejournal.com]

Boy, would I like a warm mouthful or your cock soup.

[cellboy.livejournal.com]

:)