I am Heterosexual with Homeosexual Attachments?

[cellboy]

WTF does that mean?????

Ted Haggard on Oprah Today
http://jezebel.com/5141470/ted-haggard-says-hes-not-gay-but-its-complicated

Comments

[otterdaemmerung.livejournal.com]

I LOVE a couple of the reader comments to that article:

"He's straight with 'homosexual attachments'??? First of all, how does that work? Second of all, I am using every ounce of my willpower right now to not make a dildo joke."

"Listen, if you're having problems with your homosexual attachments, just call the help line listed on the package they came in."

[cellboy.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!!!!

[urbear]

It's Christianese for "I am full of shit."