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WHERE
DO RED- HEADED
BABIES
COME
FROM?
After
their baby was born, the panicked
father went
to see the Obstetrician.
'Doctor,' the
man said,
'I don't mind telling you, I'm a
little upset because my daughter
has red hair.
She can't possibly be mine!!'
'Nonsense,' the doctor
said.
'Even though you and your
wife both have
black hair,
one of your ancestors may have
contributed red
hair to the gene pool.'
'It isn't
possible,' the man
insisted.
'This
can't be,
our
families on both sides
had jet-black
hair for
generations.'
'Well,' said the doctor,
'let me ask you this. How
often
do you have sex???'
The
man seemed a bit
ashamed.
'I've
been working
very hard
for the past year.
We only made
love once or twice every few months.'
'Well, there you have it!'
The doctor said confidently.



'It's
rust.'

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