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cellboyMy friend Mark sent this email.... Seems like Indiana would be the perfect place for Miss Muffy.
"Chicago was terrific! I had a blast …
I’m now ½ way through Indiana on my way to my sister.
If you ever get the opportunity to drive through Indiana, my advice is …don’t. They have three billboards in Indiana. The first, God is either saving you, sending you to hell, or asking for a check. The second, is Hooters (my personal favorite), which is like Starbucks here, one on every corner (and no, I’m not joking). And the third is personal injury lawyers – which there certainly seems to be no short supply of, but I’ve not figured out why they need so many!!
I made a pit stop in a town called Willet. There I indulged in something called a “crisper” – consisting of ground beef and pork, seasoned with a generous heap of salt – then breaded and fried …TWICE! Throw in a lovely piece of American processed cheese, sweet pickles, ketchup, mayo (again, a generous heap), and place it between two slices of, of course, buttered, snow white, 1 ½ inch sliced bread and toast it in the oven till the butter melts! Muffy wanted 3-4 of these, but upon feeling the first heart pain, I decided that only ½ of one was enough. Seriously, there is little wonder why people are huge around here.
Off to the Indy Speedway! Then to Ohio! Though about stopping for a cocktail here in Indianapolis and checking out the gay scene….. but after the sandwich, I have a feeling I’d know what to expect – better to just get the hell out of Indiana (unless I should need a personal injury lawyer) …
Can’t wait for Vegas this weekend!
See you all soon!"
Muffy
Miss Muffy, once back to SF, should work on setting up a Web Site for her fan club. He input on the eateries through out the bay area might be enlightening!
Miss Muffy during her slimmer days
"Chicago was terrific! I had a blast …
I’m now ½ way through Indiana on my way to my sister.
If you ever get the opportunity to drive through Indiana, my advice is …don’t. They have three billboards in Indiana. The first, God is either saving you, sending you to hell, or asking for a check. The second, is Hooters (my personal favorite), which is like Starbucks here, one on every corner (and no, I’m not joking). And the third is personal injury lawyers – which there certainly seems to be no short supply of, but I’ve not figured out why they need so many!!
I made a pit stop in a town called Willet. There I indulged in something called a “crisper” – consisting of ground beef and pork, seasoned with a generous heap of salt – then breaded and fried …TWICE! Throw in a lovely piece of American processed cheese, sweet pickles, ketchup, mayo (again, a generous heap), and place it between two slices of, of course, buttered, snow white, 1 ½ inch sliced bread and toast it in the oven till the butter melts! Muffy wanted 3-4 of these, but upon feeling the first heart pain, I decided that only ½ of one was enough. Seriously, there is little wonder why people are huge around here.
Off to the Indy Speedway! Then to Ohio! Though about stopping for a cocktail here in Indianapolis and checking out the gay scene….. but after the sandwich, I have a feeling I’d know what to expect – better to just get the hell out of Indiana (unless I should need a personal injury lawyer) …
Can’t wait for Vegas this weekend!
See you all soon!"
Muffy
Miss Muffy, once back to SF, should work on setting up a Web Site for her fan club. He input on the eateries through out the bay area might be enlightening!
Miss Muffy during her slimmer days
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Date: 2011-06-01 04:22 am (UTC)If later on you wonder why you wound up in hell, this sentence will suffice. :)
Chicago?
Date: 2011-06-01 01:39 pm (UTC)Woulda been nice if you looked me up while you were here, though.