On the lighter side. British humor. Bit off isn't it?

[cellboy]

My friend John, a British Transplant from London, now living in Pender Is, BC, emails links of odd stuff from local British periodicals, such as the BBC News and The Union Jack. Proof that British humor is enjoyably off. Here are some strange and funny tidbits.

Man arrested for having sex with his bike: http://www.ujnews.com/html/Todays.shtml

Man arrested for having a carrot in his pants http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/tees/7132628.stm