Nov. 19th, 2008

cellboy: (Dali)
2008's First Christmas Joke

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly
gates.
'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess
something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.
You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He
shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally
pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what
do those symbolize?'

The man replied, 'These are Carols.'

And So The Christmas Season
Begins......

Top Chef

Nov. 19th, 2008 11:08 pm
cellboy: (Remy)
1. Ostrich Eggs? As soon as Jill purchased it, I knew she was in trouble. She wanted uniqueness in food choice, not uniqueness in obtaining culinary flavor. Are Ostrich Eggs considered New American cooking?
2. Of course Danny and Richard are the hot ones to watch, whether they cook well or not :)
3. I need try out Whole Foods. Pricey though :(
3. After watching this, I am off to raid my fridge for a bedtime snack.

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