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dating sites continued
Dec. 18th, 2008 01:18 pmThis nice guy I guess is promoting his album and music site to all the men on his "Like" list. Sounds pretty good :)
http://www.sloopjohnd.com/Media
http://www.sloopjohnd.com/Media
Dec. 18th, 2008
Apple announced today that it has developed a
breast implant that can store and play music.
The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size.
This is considered a major social breakthrough,
because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
breast implant that can store and play music.
The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size.
This is considered a major social breakthrough,
because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
Bern Ripp of Palm Springs died yesterday at 68. He and his ex-partner (and still best friend) David St. John moved there approximately 10 yrs ago from Menlo Park, CA. David St. John is distraught.
Bern's life was just going on the upswing -- he found a new boyfriend, he had a job at a schoolyard (where he took his dog Daisy Marie to the delight of the kids) and he hosted many a Palm Springs party, and Thanksgiving dinner for lots of people. He was in Santa Barbara with his new boyfriend (where the BF lives) to celebrate Christmas together when he died. He was only 68.
Bern. May your gentle soul rest in peace.
Bern's life was just going on the upswing -- he found a new boyfriend, he had a job at a schoolyard (where he took his dog Daisy Marie to the delight of the kids) and he hosted many a Palm Springs party, and Thanksgiving dinner for lots of people. He was in Santa Barbara with his new boyfriend (where the BF lives) to celebrate Christmas together when he died. He was only 68.
Bern. May your gentle soul rest in peace.
Bear Hunting
Dec. 18th, 2008 10:32 pmFrank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He
spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Right after, there was a tap on his
shoulder and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said,
"That was my cousin and you've got two choices … Either I maul you to
death
or we have sex."
After considering briefly, Frank decided to accede to the latter
alternative. Even though he
felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered
and vowed revenge.
He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it.
Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge
grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a big
mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and you've got two choices. Either I
maul you to death or we have rough sex." Again, Frank thought it was better
to cooperate.
Although he survived, it took several months before Frank finally
recovered. Outraged, he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the
grizzly and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his
shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there. The
polar bear looked at him very sadly and said, "Admit it, Frank, you don't
come here for the hunting, do you?"
spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Right after, there was a tap on his
shoulder and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said,
"That was my cousin and you've got two choices … Either I maul you to
death
or we have sex."
After considering briefly, Frank decided to accede to the latter
alternative. Even though he
felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered
and vowed revenge.
He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it.
Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge
grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a big
mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and you've got two choices. Either I
maul you to death or we have rough sex." Again, Frank thought it was better
to cooperate.
Although he survived, it took several months before Frank finally
recovered. Outraged, he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the
grizzly and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his
shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there. The
polar bear looked at him very sadly and said, "Admit it, Frank, you don't
come here for the hunting, do you?"
Hot (scalding) bath
Dec. 18th, 2008 11:57 pmI followed WebMd (or some like site) to take a scalding bath, put a hot wet towel over my face and inhale to bring out and up my cold from the lungs. I feel much better now. This will also put me to sleep quickly..... OK... Why am I doing this. I am bored.
My bubble bath. The bubbles disappeared as soon as I stepped in :(. Where's my rubber duckie?
( embarrassingly NWS )
My bubble bath. The bubbles disappeared as soon as I stepped in :(. Where's my rubber duckie?
( embarrassingly NWS )
