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IMPORTANT RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
Jul. 23rd, 2011 10:13 am1 Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than it is on a bicycle
2 Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name
3 Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again
4 Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them
5 Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then neither does milk
2 Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name
3 Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again
4 Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them
5 Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then neither does milk
