:)

[cellboy]

Atlanta Airport - Air Traffic Control
You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South. Some of you will enjoy this more than others.....Southerners can be so polite.

Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land
eastbound on runway 9R
Saudi Air 511: "Thank you Atlanta ATC.. Acknowledge cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land
westbound on runway 9R."
Iran Air 711: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R. -Allah is Great."

Pause......

Saudi Air 511: "ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC!"
Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511."
Saudi Air 511: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY
GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A
COLLISION COURSE.
INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!"
Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts and praise Jesus. Y'all be careful
now and tell Allah "hey" for us.

Comments

[cellboy.livejournal.com]

Wow. I am trying to pull up maps of other airports to see; SFO, O'Hare, LAX. any recommended site for this?

[grizzlyzone.livejournal.com]

Just google the name of the airport, "runway" and "maps".