Water vs Wine
Sep. 13th, 2007 02:03 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
cellboya joke from my "conservative" ex-boss....
As Ben Franklin said:
In Wine there is Wisdom, in Beer there is Freedom, and
in Water
there is Bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists
have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water
each day, at the end of the year we
would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia
coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other
words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine &
beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable
information: I'm doing it as a public service.
As Ben Franklin said:
In Wine there is Wisdom, in Beer there is Freedom, and
in Water
there is Bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists
have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water
each day, at the end of the year we
would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia
coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other
words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine &
beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable
information: I'm doing it as a public service.
